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Thunder could be heard rumbling as a heavy downpour of rain was beating down on Royal woods as the camera panned down to see a stream of blood slowly flowing into a nearby sewer grate as the camera slowly followed the trail until it reached a squirrel mascot suit with multiple gun-shot holes in the chest, stomach and head areas bleeding profusely as Lynn sr's voice could be heard narrating over the sight.
"What we're about tell you….was the worst moment in any of our lives"
{The scene shifts over to showing a scene of Lucy crying over Lincoln's unconscious body as the music flairs up}
A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet
{the Louds are shown being greeted by Charlie at the Hazbin Hotel all while Lucy eagerly asks Lucifer for his autograph}
A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
{Lana is shown playing Poker with Husk and angel dust….and beating both of them at their own game}
In the Land of the Dead
{Lucifer and Lynn sr are shown sitting at a piano seemingly sharing a musical number}
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
{Rita and Lynn sr are shown fighting Striker as Lynn sr uses a sword to cut off the demon's right arm}
I'm the Overlord of the Underworld
{Lincoln is shown approaching a frightened Lute as his eyes glow ethereal blue}
Cause I hold Horror's Hand
{Leni is being aproached by valentino as the moth demon kisses her hand Leni giggles as he gives a wicked smile with the human girl none the wiser}
In the Land of the Dead
I'm darkside royalty
{Velvette is seen gaining a black and orange collar around her neck all while carmilla looks on with some pity in her eyes}
I'm far renowned in the underground
{Sir Pentious and Sera are shown arguing about something all while Emily brings in The Ancestor Louds who quickly break up the fight}
And you can't take that from me
{Luan and Fizzarolli are shown planning a prank on Blitzo}
Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa)
{Loona is shown throwing up in near by trashcan as her stomach emits an odd glow, Niffty is seen crying as her form swaps between human and sinner as she drops to her knees covering her ears trying to block something out, Lincoln is shown sparring with Vaggie]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
{Glitz and Glam are seen performing a strip dance for Lincoln as he sits on a throne between Mammon and asmodeus, with the Lust demon having an embarrassed and annoyed look on his face all while Mammon could be seen trying the shmooze up to Lincoln}
Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be
{Lynn is shown facepalming as she aims a sniper rifle at a few shark sinners}
My bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury
I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's cool
{Lana and Lola are shown beheading a few angels while Alistor watches on with pride visible in his eyes}
And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool
{Leni is shown with glowing pink eyes as she starts to be wrapped in a pink silk like thread}
In the Land of the Dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
{Emily is shown hugging Lincoln who tries to escape her tight grip all while his ancestors and great grandma harriet laugh at his misfortune}
I'm the Overlord of the Underworld
Cause I hold Horror's Hand
{Lori is shown being taught by Cherri bomb how to make explosives}
In the Land of the Dead
I'm darkside royalty
{Lincoln is shown being gifted a Trident by Lucifer himself}
I'm far renowned in the underground
And you can't take that away from me
{Numerous images quickly fly by such as: Lucy growing massive bat wings from her back, The D.H.O.R.K.S screaming in fear as agents 1 and 2 hold each other, Keenie being engulfed in a bubble of black magic as Collin is being hugged by lana, Lynn sr wielding an angelic spear against a massive Owl monster, The Moongoats on Stage with Verosika mayday, Clyde pushing Lincoln out the way of an oncoming sword swing getting beheaded in the process, Lori accepting a deal from Alistor, Doddles creating a massive stage with her name in lights, Stolas and Octavia watching over lily and Lincoln now full transformed into a Direwolf holding a massive sword in his mouth confronting Satan himself}
No you can't take that from me
One Helluva Loud House returns This July!
{the scene shifts to the loud family now tied up in a dark building as Lincoln is restrained by holy chains as footsteps could heard}
"i've heard a' aboot ye fools 'n' howfur ye dare defile mah family's greatest wish" a deep yet still feminine voice rang out as Lincoln narrowed his eyes and gasped as he could see who it was.
"No….it's her" he breathed out as a woman with pale red skin covered in dragon scales wearing an all black and gray dress with long red hair reaching her back this was Aggie von whisht the ancestor to their greatest enemy Morag and the one responsible for causing their centuries long blood feud.
""prepare tae experience true hell, loud family"" she spoke with a devious smirk as The Louds looked to Lincoln and were shocked to see him looking mortified at the woman before them.
