Mad Love (Blitz x Madeline) - Chapter 7 - CrazyImaginationGirl (2024)

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The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven’s golden gates. The gates open and “Cherub Towne” is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.

The cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.

Scene cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads “Owie!”

Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Another person gets run over by a speeding train as “Oh No!” appears in a thought bubble.

Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a gun. “Oopsie!” is seen in another thought bubble.

Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

Clip shows a struggling man’s face turning blue in a hangman’s noose.

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' blue? ♫

Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie: ♫ There’s somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three pose together.

The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol.

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Collin: ♫ We’ll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him dollar bills.

Keenie: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Collin: ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Keenie: ♫ And we’re here for all above! ♫

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paper in an office.

Cletus: ♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Keenie lifts a boulder from a flattened woman, who gives her a thumbs up.

Collin: ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

The three Cherubs comfort a battered bleeding man in a car crash.

Cletus: ♫ So sit right back! ♫

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.

All: ♫ And let us bless a sooooooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. Blitzø blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

"Nice one, B!" Millie compliments as Maddie resting her head in her hands and looks bored and almost falls asleep when watching the commercial until the sound of gunshots from Blitzø flintlock woke Maddie up. Earl Grey and Crumpets were sleeping on the table. Earl Grey was laying on Crumpets’s body.

Maddie heard about those cherubs from C.A Cupid. She remembers C.A Cupid talking about how annoying those cherubs were and how they always mess up on her job of making people fall in love. They always misuse her love bow and arrows when they try to “help her'' resulting in them hitting wrong targets and C.A Cupid had to undo the damages that the cherubs caused. No matter how much the cherubs apoglize for messing up her job of helping people fall in love, C.A Cupid believes their apologies are not sincere and are fake. C.A Cupid once swore she saw those cherubs secretly accepting bribes from people they choose to save and being racist to people. But she wasn’t 100% sure.

"Give me another, Mox!" Blitzø orders.

Moxxie sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears.

"Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!" Blitzø said as he poured gunpowder into his flintlock. “And wonderland nut bar, ah.” Blitzø opens his mouth as Maddie places a wonderland nut bar in his mouth and eats it.

“Tea.”

“Sure.” Maddie uses her finger and a floating teapot gets led to Blitzø’s mouth and pours tea in his mouth and he drinks it.

Moxxie switches the channel. A Betty Boop cartoon appears in black and white as Blitzø, Maddie and Millie look bored.

"Uh-huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!"

Moxxie has a scared facial expression and switches the channel again as a commercial comes next.

"I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"!”

The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.

“Where you make the things and I make the money!”

Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.

“Please, I'm very desperate!"

As the commercial ends, Blitzø yells out "Bingo!" and shoots and explodes the TV again, Moxie manages to dodge it.

"Woo! You're on a roll, sir!" Millie cheers.

Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill. "Guys, do you feel that?"

Crumpets and Earl Grey woke up when they felt the shake.

“Tell me that is one of you guys' stomachs.” Maddie said and Crumpets and Earl Grey shook their heads “no.”

"Oh sh*t, is that a hellshake?" Blitzø asks.

"That's possible?" Moxxie asks.

Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear. "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"

"I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen." Moxxie points out.

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him. "Stop getting hysterical, fatty!" She hits Moxxie against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes.

Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole as Loona growls on all fours.

Maria groaned in frustration, "Okay, seriously, this is so stupid! Why can't we just kill this guy already?!"

Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole as Loona growls on all fours. Maddie looked at him annoyed that he had just broken their wall.

"Do not be afraid!" The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops.

Blitzø looked at him annoyed. Maddie, Crumpets, Earl Grey stood up and got in front of Millie and Loona as they stood in defense.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing" Blitzø asks.

Millie then takes out a sharp black axe. "Who are you and what do you want?!"

The demon slides along the black loops before he does a villainous pose between the imps. "I'm Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"

“The what?” Maddie asked.

Everyone looked at the new demon annoyed that he didn’t just use their door.

"Could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing" Loona says as she checks her phone.

"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric sh*t!" Loopty does a wavy dance.

Blitzø and Crumpets sniffs him, they cringe in disgust and Crumpets throws up from the bad smell. "Ugh! This old f*ck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?" Crumpets spray perfume all around the office to get rid of the smell.

"YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact, which was what brought me here!"

Loona taps on her phone. "Just sayin', the front door would've gotten you here fine."

"Shut up, dear furry!" Loopy tells her as she growls in anger. He then holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. "This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill!"

Blitzø takes the photo from him. "Not even a sh*t's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge? I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzø, the "o" is silent" and this here is my lovely wife Maddie and our precious babies: Earl Grey and Crumpets.” He walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.

"What "o"?" Loopty asks, eyes squinted.

"Aww, thank you. Now, what's the tea, sis?" Blitzø smirked, putting his hand on his hang on his hip, propping it out. Maddie giggles a bit.

"The tea?" Loopty exclaims, frowning.

Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris. "Guys, help!"

“He means what’s the story between you and the old guy. Not actual tea.” Maddie explained what Blitzø meant.

Blitzø smiled and nodded his head.

Moxxie's arm inches back as he squeals in pain. "Losing ox-!"

"He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man". Loopty begins to tell his backstory.

An old film montage in brown shades depicts Loopty’s early life.

"My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process!”

The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled “De-age-ifier.”

It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius. But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD!”

The two men stroll into the chamber and close the metal door. A lever labeled “young” and “old” is set to “old” at the bottom.

“By the time we managed to get out, it was too late. At least, for me.”

The two men struggle to open the door, pounding on it. Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age. Loopty stares in horror at his shriveling hands. Lyle grows old and fat and slides to the floor. Loopty clutches at his chest, suffers a heart attack and collapses to the ground. A man mentions for doctors to come in. They put a stethoscope over Loopty’s heart and they shake their heads somberly. Another woman puts an oxygen mask over Lyle’s nose and mouth. Loopty’s body is zipped shut in a body bag.

“Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with him, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit!”

Scene cuts to Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him.

Back to the I.M.P office.

Maddie blinked at Loopty, having no idea what he just said. “Uhhh….how is that evil again?” Maddie asked as she rubbed the back of her head awkwardly.

"Yeah, that's not really evil," Blitzø points out.

“It's evil towards me!” Loopty closed his eyes, putting his hand near his chest.

"Everything... is going... dark..." Moxxie says weakly since he is still stuck under the rubble.

"Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!" Loopy exclaims.

"You do know, Poopty..." Blitzø starts to talk.

"Loopty!" Loopty corrects Blitzø. Blitzø holds up his hands as Maddie clings to him in fear.

"Of course, of course. If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know, you will be stuck with him, forever", Maddie finishes for Blitzø.

"Oh, trust me! I'm counting on it!" Loopty summons an array of weapons with his metal tentacles: several guns, a launcher, and a spinning gear.

"That's kinda hot." Moxxie does a thumbs-up as everyone glances at him.

In annoyance, Maddie stomped on Moxxie’s hand with her heel to shut him up and he screamed in pain.

*Later in the Human World*

The I.M.P. crew travel back to the human world to find their target.They were all sitting in a tour bus wearing disguises which helped considering their target lived in an area filled with rich people. But the disguises Blitzø, Millie and Moxxie wore were dumb. Moxxie, donning a large top hat, trenchcoat and white mustache, Millie wearing a sun hat, blond wig and perky pink clothing and the strangest being Blitzø who chose a black trenchcoat, clown wig and sunglasses with a sock puppet cat covering the tip of his tail. Meanwhile Maddie wore a dark blue bolero with lace and frills, victorian era pattern with decorations, all tied with a lacy bow. White sleeved victorian shirt with card symbols buttons. Black leather corset with a golden pocket watch and white pearl strings. Dark blue assmmmetric cotton (or velvet) skirt arranged with a darker blue bow which creates a vivid contrast between light and tapes, Silver crown. Filled and lacy petticoat with Wonderland fantasy print; cards, weird clock, black pawn, checked chessbaord motif. She wore a bright black cylcinder hat with white lacy frills on top, dark blue pearls surrounded by other dark blue smaller pearls in the center of the frills. Dark blue bow with silver crown and double string of pearls with cross pendant. Blue-violet tulle frills behind the bow. Dark blue lace strip near the border of the hat. She pairs the dress with elastic knee white cotton socks with weird light yellow clock prints. Dark blue garters with darker blue bows (the same material of the bow on the skirt). White lace and blue tulle. The left sock has a white pawn and spade card pendant and the right sock has a black pawn with a heart pendant. Maddie paired the outfit with black gloves, wore dark blue mary jane heels and a pair of playing card earrings.

Earl Grey sat on Maddie’s shoulder and Crumpets wore a baby disguise and was sucking on a pacifer.

"Gee, I wonder whose house this is?" Moxxie looks through binoculars at a mansion.

“Well this looks like a mansion Mox.” Maddie said.

"And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton." A tour guide states. The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones.

Blitzø removes his sunglasses. "Let's do it, gang!"

All the imps take out their weapons: Blitzø has a flintlock pistol, Maddie has a fire whip, Crumpets has a crowbar, Earl Grey has a bloodstained baseball with nails implanted in it, Moxxie has a rifle and Millie has two sharp swords. Everyone jumps over a fence and lands in poses.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie exclaims as they race over toward the windows.

"And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" The tour guide tells the people as they snap pictures.

The demons peer through the window at an old Lyle in bed.

"Wow, that machine really did a number on him." Moxxie comments.

"I don't know what's more confusing: The fact that he's still alive or the fact that we're tasked to kill something like him.” Maddie adds.

They all looked at the old man as Earl Grey sat on the window sill.

Lyle kisses a picture in his hands. "Goodbye, my one true love." The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills and a "free stock photos" watermark on it. "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my sh*tty old body can't do anything of value." Lyle makes a noose out of an IV tube. HE basically is gonna kill himself.

All the demons looked shocked since they didn’t need to do anything.

"Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!" Blitzø says.

"Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Moxxie asks.

“Well, let's wait and find out.” Maddie said.

Lyle is about to put it over his head as the demons watch with drinks and popcorn. However, the noose glows white and a force knocks everyone back. Blitzø's kitten's sock that Maddie made for him flies away, making Blitzø sad and Maddie sympathetic.

“What was that?” Maddie asked.

Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light. Lyle looked at the angles, shocked and scared.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"

Blitzø looked at the angels shocked and confused.

"Who the f*ck are they?!" Blitzø asks.

“It’s those angles from that stupid ad we saw on tv! The one C.A Cupid complains about!” Maddie said.

Blitzø looks at his wife shocked, but then looks at the angles.

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus greets the old man as two sheep companions fly to his side.

"I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" Lyle shakes his fist.

We’re here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances.” Collin smiles placidly at the spiteful man.

“Oh HEEELLLLL no!” Blitzø exclaims angrily, rolling his sleeves up as he hoists his flintlock pistol at the same time. Rather than use the door, he opts through the window.

"Don't listen-"

An angry Blitzø marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly, totally forgetting that Earl Grey was sitting on the window sill. So when he fell through the window, he landed on Earl Grey. He let out a squeak and Blitzø freaked out.

“Oh sh*t. Mousey, I’m sorry!” Blitzø got up and saw Earl Grey was flattened like a pancake from Blitzø’s weight. He picked up Earl Grey and Earl Grey popped back up with dizzying swirls for eyes, along with small stars and chirping birds circling its head.

“EARL GREY!” Maddie panicked as she grabbed fistful of her dark turquoise, mint green, and dark purple or violet curly hair and went to her husband's side through the broken window to check up on her dormouse along with Crumpets.

Blitzø petted Earl Grey fur trying to make the pain go away. Moxxie and Millie entered the mansion through the door.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our-" Moxxie paused briefly upon seeing Blitzø. "-humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die."

Millie walks into the house. "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross?" Millie asks.

“And very weak.” Maddie added.

Cletus looked at the demons shocked and upset.

"Is that a serious question?"Keenie replied, "He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world!" She tossed some of his money in the air for emphasis. "And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!"

"No!" Lyle answers.

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Collin suggests.

"Why won't you let me die?" Lyle mopes clutching his blanket.

“See there you have it. If he and his business partner could test on the poor, lying to them about paying them, probably hurting or killing them and not caring. Why do you three thrink he would use his money on others, rather than himself? If he wants to die, let him die. Nothing is going to change his fate, just because he does ONE good act. There is really no point in convincing him. Earth is sh*t than it is. Just let us kill him so we can go home. I got a pie in the oven back home that needs to be taken out before it gets burned.” Maddie said.

Blitzø smirked and nodded his head. The cherubs looked at Maddie shocked. Blitzø then appears beside Lyle. "Oh, sounds like you need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?"

Moxie started to look through what they had. "I have some assault weapons, crossbows, hunting bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas..."

“Let’s not forget the crowbar, pistol, AK-47..." Maddie said as she pulled those weapons from her hat.

"He's classier than that!" Collin argues.

"Are you sure about that?" Maddie says smugly as she points to Lyle pointing a rifle in his mouth before Collin takes it from him. Crumpets and Earl Grey laugh at the scene.

"There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle," Collin tells Lyle.

"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months." Millie sniffs the bed before covering her mouth and vomits with Moxxie rubbing her back.

"Love can be beautiful at any age," Cletus exclaims.

Maddie looked at the C.H.E.R.U.B grossed out, because that is NOT beautiful at all, at any age. You shouldn’t smell so bad that someone VOMITS when they smell you! Perhaps this is why those C.H.E.R.U.B always mess up whenever C.A Cupid is helping people fall in love. Because the C.H.E.R.U.B. always have a different idea of what love is compared to C.A Cupid’s idea of love.

"And we'll show him!" Keenie adds.

"Yeah!" C.H.E.R.U.B. cheers.

"Nooo!" I.M.P. yells.

*Later*

C.H.E.R.U.B. takes Lyle and his bed outside to a hill, overlooking a forest and a lake.

"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age... or wealth!" Cletus tells him.

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!" Collin adds.

The man looks as if he was about to reconsider, but Blitzø suddenly appears beside the C.H.E.R.U.B. and Lyle in a lion outfit.

"Mhm, you're gonna buy that load of sh*t from a baby and the sheep it f*cks?" Blitzø does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

Keenie gasps. "That is so inappropriate!"

Millie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes.

While Maddie wore a white turtleneck sweater, classic lolita SK Little Devil Chiffon frill black lolita skirt, grey stockings with black cat thigh high socks, a panda beanie and brown converse hightops. Crumpets wasn’t wearing anything.

Millie flips the double bird while insulting Keenie. “Oh, kiss our ass, prude!”

Blitzø shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him. "Anyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close."

Blitzø pulled out some binoculars and handed them to Lyle. Lyle looked at a group of bunnies and squirrels, he was ayed by them.

“Hit it mousey!” Blitzø shouted.

The Cherubs looked at Blitzø confused but saw Earl Grey walk up to the two wolves, blew a raspberry at them and began to taunt the wolves. The wolves saw Earl Grey and got angered at him and began to chase Earl Grey. He then led the wolves to bunnies and squirrels that Lyle was looking at. The wolves saw the little critters and started to attack them. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by the two hungry wolves.

Lyle gasped in shock and horror.

"Oh no!"

Collin tries to tug his binoculars away. "S-stop looking!"

“Why so shocked? It's normal for predators to hunt for prey in nature right? It's part of the food web. Every creature fits into it. If these predators weren’t around, in no time there would be too many herbivores. Soon there would be no plants left and no one would survive. Everything is in balance. It’s how nature works and that is how the food web works. Don’t you know that? Everyone teaches that in grade school. Don’t tell me you didn’t learn that.” Maddie taunted as she pet Crumpets like a super villain.

Collin tries to tug his binoculars away. "S-stop looking!"

But Lyle keeps holding onto them. "I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!".

Earl Grey began to climb on Blitzø’s leg and sit on his shoulder.

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground and raises a paw to attack. The bear is then crushed by a falling tree, and cut up by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams. Both his arms are chopped off by the chainsaw and his body is skewered by a charging stag as lightning flashes.

Earl Grey then looks at the Cherubs who points at his face as he blinked owlishly as if asking if he did that in a taunting manner. Blitzø patted Earl Grey’s head and gave him a brownie as a reward.

“You're right. Nature is beautiful.” Maddie taunted.

Everyone freezes in horror. Blitzø pretends to be shocked and smirks with Maddie who laughs madly and falls to the floor afterwards.

"Let's go check out someplace else!" Cletus suggests nervously as Millie and Moxxie do a fist bump in their cat costumes.

*At a Shopping Mall*

Scene cuts to a shopping mall. Lyle, in his bed, is pushed through a wall

"Oh, Lord. Where are we now? Let me perish!" Lyle complains.

"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for. Childhood wonderment." Keenie gestures to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus. One kid wears a "craft mine" shirt, while the other eats his booger.

"Why, look at those sweet diseased-ridden vermin.” Lylle looks on with a bit of Twhimsical expression, watching the gleeful cheerful youth celebrate the holiday, completely carefree.

“Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood, and their middle-class existence!” Lyle finally seems to be content with the sight, offering a grateful glance to Collin. “Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this.”

"Hey, dipsh*t!" Blitzø yells as he, and Millie are dressed as elves, Earl Grey dressed up as a gingerbread person, Crumpets wears a “Frosty the Snowman” costume while a grumpy Moxxie wears a reindeer costume. Meanwhile Maddie wore a Christmas theme lolita dress with a pair of Christmas ornaments she wore as earrings. They all stand by Santa and a kid.

"Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?!" Blitzø rips off the red robe. "Santa" is revealed as an ugly gnome wearing a "Cuties" shirt, and then the gnome makes a shrill, “ho” noise.

The kids scream and run and Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A boy offscrean screamed: “Santa's EVIL!!” A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away.

*In a Woods*

Scene cuts to Lyle in bed in the woods next to a wooden sign reading “Lover’s Lookout” in white paint with a cartoon heart replacing the O in “Lovers” though there is a small note underneath it, reading: “I guess….”

"Eh! This place reeks of teenagers!" Lyle complains again.

"Lovers' Lookout, sir!" Cletus exclaims. "We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all"

"Money!"

"No! Love!" Collin corrects him gently.

"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice." Lyle admits.

"It's not too late, sir! You can still find-" Collin gets cut off as the imps arrive wearing wigs and dresses along with Maddie having frizzy teal, pink and magenta streaked hair and magenta eyebrows. She has pink eye makeup and a mild grape purple tone to her lips. Wears a big blue top hat with a teapot and pink ribbons wrapped around the whole crown of the hat and playing cards, a sky blue overcoat with patterns of spades, chess-pieces and teacups over light blue swirls and a big lavender ribbon with purple polkadots in the middle of the coat, Underneath her coat, she wears a plain light turquoise tunic with bright red stockings and light turquoise colored teacup shoes. Madeline accessories with a hot pink clock necklace, black gloves with black frills, gold clock earrings and a large blue top hat complete with the Mad Hatter-style. She has a clock bag and hot pink teacup ring. Earl Grey was in Maddie’s clock bag and Crumpets was wearing a poofy glittery dress.

"Ha! Nice try, ugly." Maddie pulls out a megaphone out of her clock bag and gives it to Blitzø. "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would f*ck this old man?"

All the cars speed away in response, leaving Lyle feeling dejected.

“To be fair, who wants to be with an old man like you? Unless you hire a sugar baby or a prostitute or you being a pervert who likes to be around girls. Which you looked like one to be honset.” Maddie said.

Collin gets into Blitzø's face in anger. "You know, you four are so utterly c-c-cruel. We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"

"Oh, and you four are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over dead!" Moxxie replies with sass.

"You're making things too real now, Moxxie." Maddie pulls out a bottle filled with piss from her bag and hands it over to Blitzø who uses it to spray piss from a spray bottle into Moxxie's face, making him flinch and hiss.

*At an Opera*

Scene cuts to a woman dressed as a Viking singing opera at an auditorium while on a fake unicorn. A well-dressed man plays a piano. The cherubs and the audience are well-dressed, too. Lyle only wears a bowtie.

"Behold, the wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort, entertain and live for!" Cletus exclaims.

The demons are up above the stage, watching as Blitzø wags his butt and tail similar to a cat.

Maddie was asleep and was snoring because opera put her to sleep.

"So, how do we make this bad?" Millie asks.

"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact." Moxxie tells her.

Maddie yawned and stretched her arms in her sleep. Unbeknownst to her, she hit a spotlight as she stretched, causing the spotlight to move on stage and jolted Maddie awake. The singer pauses and follows the light and continues sleeping.

“Huh? Wh…what happened? Did we win?” Maddie asked in her sleep as she sat up.

Instead Blitzø just gave her a mischievous grin as an idea came to his mind when he saw Maddie accidentally hitting the spotlight in her sleep.

Blitzø grabbed the spotlight and began moving the spotlight back and forth around the stage. The singer pauses and follows the light as Blitzo moves it some more.

"She's not very good." Lyle states.

Blitzø chuckles and moves the light faster and faster as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzo softly gasps as he accidentally breaks the stage light off. The woman sings a final note before the light crushes her on stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the man nervously tries to keep playing the piano.

“Ummmm…oops?” Maddie asked.

"Oh, at least we made it bad." Blitzø smiles while shrugging.

The three cherubs fly angrily toward the imps, Maddie, Crumpets and Earl Grey.

"That's it! I have had it! You four monsters have messed with us enough!" Cletus yells.

"W-w-we're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Collin adds.

"Well, so are we!" Moxxie tells them.

“EEEENOUGH!!”

The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the Imps .

“We are savin' that sh*tty old man’s life, whether he wants it or not!” Cletus exclaims with an air of enraged finality.

"Well someone wants that f*cker dead, m'kay? And he paid in advance and I spent it all on this and this..." Blitzø holds up a green horse figure wearing jewels, sunglasses and a “mare-ajuanna” cap and an extravagant gem necklace. "This necklace is for my wife...so he's gotta go!" For some reason Blitzø pointed towards Moxxie.

Keenie flies towards Blitzø's face. "You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that sh*tty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans?"

“So are you!” Millie butts in, picking Blitzø up and holding him aside. “So why don’t you shut your trap you judgemental, cotton candy tit-havin BITCH?!”

"Filthy demon crap!" Intense opera plays as the fight scene begins. Keenie yells as she launches herself at Millie and they both engage into cat fight. Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitzø, Moxxie, Maddie, Crumpets and Earl Grey who run away. One of the arrows ends up hitting Maddie’s ankle, causing her to trip and fall as a result. Blitzø picks Maddie up bridal style, Crumpets immediately grew larger and ran up to Blitzø and Maddie. Blitzø, seeing Crumpets running up to them, immediately got on Crumpets and rode on her.

Earl Grey immediately got an idea, he squeaked something to Blitzø. Blitzø leaned down to hear Earl Grey's plan. Blitzø smirked at the idea and gave Earl Grey a thumbs-up. Earl Grey jumped on the rafters above the stage and onto one of the ropes and began nibbling on the rope.

Moxxie runs down the catwalk and jumps down, swinging from a rope. He holds a pistol in one hand and aims it at Keenie, who fights with Millie in the air. Millie slaps Keenie in the face several times. Moxxie fires at a rope that releases a bag. The bag separates Keenie and Millie, and Moxxie catches Millie. The couple grabs each other's faces with lustful grins. They French-kiss and make out as they swing and spin rapidly above the stage and fire from their weapons. Blitzø spots Moxxie’s bow-tie and Millie's bra fall from above. Maddie and Blitzø looked at each other with red faces. Maddie uses her umbrella as a shield to block the bullets and arrows. The arrows and bullets hit and kill the audience members in the first two rows, minus Lyle.

"It's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living. Killing myself is not the answer. Plus, I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I no longer crave death!" Lyle stands up and holds dollar bills in his hands in triumph. The audience members clap. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Keenie, accidentally shoot an audience member in the head and kill her.

As Crumpets run along the metal scaffolding with Blitzø and Maddie on her back and Maddie still holding onto Blitzø. Crumpets jump onto another attached with rope. Blitzø and Cletus point their weapons at each other but Blitzø's pistol is out of ammo. After a brief stare-down, Maddie reached something out of her dress and blew chili powder in Cletus' face.

"Ah! You f*cker!" Blinded and feeling the burning sensation in his eyes, Cletus screams and fires his arrow.

Blitzø, Maddie, Crumpets Moxxie, and Millie all fall within the metal scaffolding to the floor, narrowly missing the pianist.

The pianist stops playing, puts down his stool, and uses it to step down from the higher floor.

Earl Grey was still chewing on the rope when it snapped and the thing the rope was holding started falling above Lyle then the piano was then sent flying through the air.

Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Maddie, Crumpets Cletus, Collin, and Keenie stare as the piano keeps falling. Lyle screams like a girl and scrambles out of his bed, but the thing shifts to the spot Lyle just moved to then the thing crushes by Lyle followed by the piano. Lyle is then crushed by both the thing and the piano.

Moxxie grins as he sits tied up to Millie. "Well, well. Would 'ya look at that? YOU did our job for us. Heh!" Millie smirks as she gives the Cherubs two middle fingers.

What Blitzø’s employees and the Cheurbs didn’t know was that Earl Grey killed the whole man by chewing on the rope carrying the thing. But Blitzø didn’t want to tell because the look of horror on the Cherubs' faces was satisfying for Blitzø. Earl Grey then climbs down from the rafters and lands on Blitzø’s horns.

Collin gasps in horror and panics. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my God!"

Keenie slaps Collin across the face "Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in VAIN!"

"This isn't over!" Cletus shouts.

“THIS…ISN’T OVER!” Cletus points angrily at the imps as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven for them to flee, though only a second later they are replled back.

“WHAT THE?!” Cletus cries out as a group of cherubs descend from the portal composed of two bees, two sheep, and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard. "Mmm, yeah, no sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human.” Deerie said in a calm, nonchalant manner, tapping a hoof against a clipboard, before desummoning it, and giving the trio a patronzing smile. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeah, no..."

"What?!" C.H.E.R.U.B. yells in shock.

Deerie chuckles and speaks condescendingly. Her voice devoid of any real remorse or bother. "Yeah, mm, sorry. Yeah, no..."

"Is there anything we can do?" Collin asks desperately.

Deerie chuckles and files her hoof completely lacking any compassion. "Yeah, no! Oh no, no no." Deerie says "no" while pointing her hooves at Collin, Cletus, and Keenie.

“Bu-But, we didn’t mean to! We’d never! It was all-” Keeni points to the spot where I.M.P. was only to find they already fled the scene whilst having a scream in horror in the background.

"Anyway, sorry guys. But those are the rules, yeah. Bye!" Deerie does a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal.

"Wait! But-" Cletus flies toward the portal but it closes and he breaks down into tears.

*Back at I.M.P. Headquarters*

Blitzø claps his hands together. "Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so, we failed. Thanks to those f*cking cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now so, it's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now, the two are forever separated. And now, we gotta face the fire of f*ckin' up."

Earl Grey squeaks in confusion on how they failed when Earl Grey killed Lyle which Blitzø smiled, nodded and petted his head.

"Sir, when are you going to tell the client?" Moxxie asks.

Blitzø holds up his phone, "Oh, I already sent him a text and, we're in good hands 'cause texts don't make people angry."

On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads “U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry” surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below.

“Eh I don’t think that man will end up in heaven, after all the sh*t he and his business partner did while living. There is no way he will end up in Heaven.” Maddie said, making everyone look at Maddie in shock.

A metal plank crashes into the room as Moxxie scurries out of the way. Loopty enters the room on it. "Blitzø!"

"Loofa! We can explain everything. I was..." Before Blitzø could explain, another metal plank squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon, arrives with a grin.

"Lyle Lipton?!" Millie and Blitzø stared in shock and confusion.

“~Told you~.” Maddie said in a sing-along voice.

"I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven." Millie says.

Lyle scoffs. "Heaven? You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor!"

"Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch!" Loopy tells him before turning to the imps. "Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"

"The only question now is, what do two old genius robotic inventors do, now that we're in Hell?" Lyle asks.

Wally Wackford suddenly enters the room from the ceiling, "Did someone say, I say inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean employ." He twirls his mustache.

"Everyone, stop f*cking up my walls! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this sh*t!" Blitzø yells as Moxxie is frothing at the mouth. "Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table scraps, lose that dinner reservation, now this?"

"I guess, you can say, you say, you have a holy operation here, Blitzo!" Wally slaps his knee and laughs.

"Get out." Blitzø tells Wally.

Wally continues laughing as he doubles down on the floor. "Oh! I said "o!"

"No, I'm serious, get the f*ck out!" Blitzø yells as everyone in the room looks at him shocked and surprised.

Maddie sighs then grabs her croquet mallet and hits Wally with it as he continues to laugh and scream froma distance. “Aw, thank you honey!”

Blitzø stares lovingly at Maddie, with his tail growing into a heart. Maddie rolls her eyes and giggles at her dorky husband as the episode ends.

End

A/N: The next chapter, Harvest Moon Festival is the big reveal on who Striker lover is. Vote in the comments if Striker lover should be:
A) His Girlfriend
B) His Fiancé
C) His Wife
The one with the most votes in the comments is the type of relationship Striker has with his lover.

Also write in the comments if you want Raven Queen to participate in the
Harvest Moon Festival along with Stolas. I was thinking Raven would sing as the opening act before the Pain Game start. Write in the comments which song Raven should sing for the opening act.